Crazy Thoughts

Can you slam a revolving door?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

Can you read a picture book?

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

Is there still a north, south, east, and west in space?

If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the parked cars say "30 minutes" then when your 30 minutes are up can you park in the spot right next to you?

If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Do bald people get dandruff?

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?

If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

Have you ever wondered why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?

Do bubbles freeze in winter?

Do suicide hotlines have hold?

Have you ever wondered why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide ... is it considered a hostage situation?

What’s the other word for synonym?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

If you can see your breath outside on a cold day, could you see your fart?