Crazy Questions

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Can you slam a revolving door?

Can you read a picture book?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Can you cry underwater?

Can you read a picture book?

Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

Could it be that "I Do" is the longest sentence?

Did they have antiques in the olden days?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Do vampires get AIDS?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

Do bald people get dandruff?

Do bubbles freeze in winter?

Do suicide hotlines have hold?

Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Do stairs go up or down?

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?

Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

Do cows have calf muscles?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice"?

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

Does the President have to pay taxes?

Does a postman deliver his own mail?

Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?

Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous?

Have you ever wondered why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

How can there be "self help GROUPS"?

How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?

How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?

How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?

How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with?

How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?

How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?

How old does something have to be to become an antique?

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?

How young can you be, but still die of old age?

How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten commandments is "thou shall not steal"?

How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?

How did the headless horseman know where he was going?

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

How come wine and hard liquor doesn't come in cans, but beer does?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?

How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?

If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

If you can see your breath outside on a cold day, could you see your fart?

If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide ... is it considered a hostage situation?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?

If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?

If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

If you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?

If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to?

If the speed of movement is slower than the speed of light - how fast is a moving light?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?

If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?

If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?

Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?

In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast?

Or do they have to ask for American toast?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Is there a north, south, east, and west in space?

Is sign language the same in languages other than English?

Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?

Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold?

At what temperature does it qualify as hot?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

What’s the other word for synonym?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?

What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?

What shape is the sky?

What's the difference between a novel and a book?

What should one call a male ladybird?

What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?

What is a male ladybug called?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

Where do all the daylight savings hours go?

Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why are Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?

Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?

Why are boxing rings square?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?

Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?

Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?

Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?

Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?

Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?

Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?

Why do donuts have holes?

Why is it called lipstick when it always comes off?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why do birds have white poop?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why do we have hot water heaters?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?

Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about
putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? If they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?

Why are red buttons always the most important?

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"?

Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?

Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?